


Terms & Conditions
A legal disclaimer
Welcome to The Reaper’s Whisk. Enter sweetly, proceed wisely.
These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of our website, products, and services (“Services”) provided by The Reaper’s Whisk (“we,” “us,” “our”). By visiting our site, placing an order, or interacting with us in any manner, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not proceed—lest the cookies curse you (just kidding, mostly).
Terms & Conditions - the basics
Orders & Payment
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All orders are processed securely through our site. We accept most major forms of payment (credit/debit cards, and any accepted third-party processors).
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Payment is due in full at the time of purchase.
Custom or pre-orders may require advance payment and are non-refundable unless otherwise stated.
Shipping & Delivery
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We ship Monday through Friday. Processing times vary depending on the product and volume of orders.
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We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, or spectral interference.
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Once a package leaves our oven and enters the mortal postal system, it is out of our hands (literally).
Returns & Refunds
Due to the perishable nature of our goods:
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All sales are final.
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If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with a photo and order number. We’ll do our best to make it right (or at least, less wrong).
Allergens & Dietary Information
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Our treats are made in a facility that processes wheat, dairy, eggs, nuts, soy, and possibly the occasional soul fragment.
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We cannot guarantee that any item is allergen-free, even if labeled otherwise. Consume at your own delicious risk.
Intellectual Property
All content, including logos, product names, photos, and that unmistakable gothic flair, belong to The Reaper’s Whisk and may not be used or reproduced without permission. Don't summon legal spirits—you won't like them.
Right to Refuse
We reserve the right to refuse service, cancel orders, or block users who violate our policies, exhibit abusive behavior, or try to steal our secret recipes (we see you).
Privacy
We value your trust like we value our butter—highly. Your data is collected only for fulfilling orders and improving your experience. We do not sell your info to third parties. For more, see our [Privacy Policy].
By continuing to use this site or placing an order, you agree to be bound by these Terms.
Now that the fine print is out of the way, go forth and feast upon the dark.